Friday, February 10, 2006

About Him

These are the basics:
  • Single
  • Available
  • Educated
  • Taller than me

These are the adjectives:

  • Creative
  • Ambitious
  • Hilarious
  • Adventurous
  • Healthy Inside
  • Genuine
  • Optimistic

If you have the following, let's just save us both some time:

  • Herpes
  • Crabs
  • Gonorrhea
  • Untreated Alcoholism
  • A pony keg for a coffee table
  • Your mom for a ‘roomie’
  • An 'ex' that remains your best friend
  • A same sex friend that you shower with on occasion
  • An unemployment check every week
  • An imaginary friend
  • A perpetually runny nose
  • Funky mastication habits
  • The inability to spell
  • A cat

If you have any or all of the following then hurry up and email me before someone else snatches me up!:

  • A second home in Rome
  • Backstage Passes to SNL
  • Hillary Clinton on your speed dial
  • Recognized Culinary Skills
  • Over twenty used Lonely Planet Guides
  • A passport that has been filled
  • A job with Rick Steves
  • Photo’s you took yourself, framed on your walls
  • A Pulitzer prize
  • A Grammy
  • An Oscar
  • An alphabetized spice rack

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