About Him

These are the basics:

• Single
• Available
• Educated
• Taller than me

These are the adjectives:

• Creative
• Ambitious
• Hilarious
• Adventurous
• Healthy Inside
• Genuine
• Optimistic

If you have the following, let's just save us both some time:

• Herpes
• Crabs
• Gonorrhea
• Untreated Alcoholism
• A pony keg for a coffee table
• Your mom for a ‘roomie’
• An 'ex' that remains your best friend
• A same sex friend that you shower with on occasion
• An unemployment check every week
• An imaginary friend
• A perpetually runny nose
• Funky mastication habits
• The inability to spell
• A cat

If you have any or all of the following then hurry up and email me before someone else snatches me up!:

• A second home in Rome
• Backstage Passes to SNL
• Hillary Clinton on your speed dial
• Recognized Culinary Skills
• Over twenty used Lonely Planet Guides
• A passport that has been filled
• A job with Rick Steves
• Photo’s you took yourself, framed on your walls
• A Pulitzer prize
• A Grammy
• An Oscar
• An alphabetized spice rack